You just naturally fold into the shape of a cardboard box upon slipping them on. And they come in various horribly solid colors, OR! you can make like a nursery wall and get them in "prints."
REALLY. I mean really. And as if things couldn't be anymore unflattering, someone decided it was a great idea to make clogs the official footwear to just finish the piece off.
Ok, ok, ok. That was my vent for the night. On a lighter note, I've graciously been added to the JazzyFatNasty DJ roster and scheduled to spin there the first Friday of every month. And seeing that tomorrow just happens to be included in that series of first Fridays you can catch me there this weekend with Kidragon, who will be blessing the decks with a special tribute set to David Axelrod, whose Timelss perfomance (with opening set by J.Rocc) was unfortunately canceled this weekend (DEVASTATION!). I was suuuuuuper bumbed, especially since I missed the previous Timeless performance by Arthur Verocai, one of the greatest Brazilian musicians ever, when he performed 2 weeks ago thinking Axelrod was the prize. Ah well. Looks like I'm just gonna have to go to Brazil myself. Here's a little clip of what I wish was...
JazzyFatNasty.SD
Fri.April.03
And the following weekend you can find me accompanying some of the dopest females on deck at:
Soul Sessions.LA
Fri.April.10.09
And as an added treat, Niko (the initiator of this all) has brought me to post my first mix on this blog. It's a mix I did for her and my cousin Mikey about 2 years back, since their birthdays were so close together. It's reflective of where we recall most of our childhood memories to have taken place: the den.
Thus, I present to you:
Den Music For the Soul
Okay, after Soul Sessions, we should make like we did in our youth and finally hit up Full House. We never did get the calamari at our tender age, but Yelpers are 'bout it sooo let's do this!
ReplyDeleteBaby Phat scrubs initially had me at a "SAY WHAAA?!" face, but upon further consideration it's not far-fetched at all when you think about the nurses that populate Planned Parenthood and drug test facilities. Is that racial profiling or a keen observation? You decide.